biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“RIP Jonathan Harker but I’m different” really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you’re telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client’s megamansion? because of what–BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can’t AFFORD to avoid red flags, you’re going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that’s capitalism baby!!!

#the real monster wasn’t Dracula it was the unsafe working conditions we were forced to tolerate along the way