Great news! Go bees!
#the world we live in is so broken#but this is hilarious
Sometimes the law is like a game coder staring at the mess they’ve created, realising how much they’d have to fuck with it to get a new feature working, and just muttering, “fuck it, I’ll just classify soap as a food”.
#kinda like how octopus have an honorary spine in British law#because a lot of animal welfare laws for intelligent animals specify vertebrates
“Honorary spine” would make a fantastic band name