knightsf

drowning-moonlight

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage??
storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid
vader: LOL

drowning-moonlight

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

steampunk-sorcerer

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious