How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
WAIT A SECOND YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND FROM THE PINEAPPLE POST