Silver Tongue

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tilthat:

TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.

via reddit.com

we turned the fish Catholic

THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!

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on the plus side, being that the fish are now catholic, they can no longer use birth control which will be a boon to populations that have been over-fished to the breaking point.  

the down side, is that they now eat humans on fridays.

Depending on the species of fish, they might have already been doing that

Hey what was against tumblr community guidelines in the turning of the fish Catholic

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