bundibird:

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dykecostanza:

holy shit i thought this was an edit but he really said this LMAO

The absolute highlight of @ayeforscotland streaming this moment live over on Twitch was watching him take a sip of water right as Bojo came out with “them’s the breaks” and then almost fucking die while muted because he was laughing so hard.

1) that was THE most arrogant speech I have ever heard in my life, oh my god. “Actually I’m amazing, and I’ve done an incredible job leading and never once put a foot wrong, england survived this pandemic because me personally, and all those who have quit the parliament are doing so because they have a herd mentality and can’t think for themselves, and I am voluntarily giving up this position of my own magnanimous volition, but just remember, I saved Britain single-handedly.”

2) the amount of Americans in the comments like “wow he’s so honourable, look at how gracefully he’s conceding his leadership, more politicians should be like him” HI HELLO ARE YOU JOKING!?! Oh my god??? Honourable??? Gracefully conceding??????? The man has been personally embroiled in so many scandals that his own party was like “Yeah you need to quit mate” and he stomped his feet and screamed “NO!!” like a child, so instead THEY all quit, in numbers NEVER SEEN IN ALL OF HISTORY, and this went on until even those he hired to fill the void of those who’d quit said “Boris you’re a fucking wanker and you have to quit,” and he’s only (nominally) stepping down because he was forced to, and yet the yanks in the comments are praising him for honourably resigning? DUDES. That’s not remotely what happened.

3) that was, to reiterate, THE biggest wank-fest of a speech I have ever heard. My god, the sheer unbridled arrogance and the UTTER lack of situational understanding or so much as a hint of humility. Incredible. Staggering.

4) oh my god he really did say “thems the breaks.” Oh my god.