Silver Tongue

argumate:

apricops:

argumate:

the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, “your actions will have consequences… just like a tree has fruit!” WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that

one hominid is so impressed that he goes back home and is like “this cave feels so peaceful tonight… just like a tree has fruit” and everyone makes fun of him

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whole tribe going completely apeshit at first ever comedian

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