anymouse1968:

exlibrisfangirl:

carebewear:

wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

Just today, I saw a truck driver with exactly the opposite abilities. He took over 15 minutes to back his city box 10-wheeler into a loading dock with a foot of clearance on either side of his rig. More than once he was spot-on aligned and then decided to over-correct instead of just backing on in.

Whoever taught him to drive should be ashamed and whoever passed his certification should be fired.