Silver Tongue

trans-girl-nausicaa:

carterslayer:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

Isn’t that second one just gun safety?

the best    jokes have an element of truth to them 

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