the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
If you can pull it off, you are truly smooth.
Like a shark.
wayward-runaway reblogged this from araceil
chelama liked this vivalakarkat reblogged this from chao-arcade
killerblackberrypie reblogged this from tockae
xolxolxol reblogged this from lesbibimbap
xolxolxol liked this
tockae reblogged this from araceil sixfeetinthedark liked this
casesandcapitals reblogged this from doesrocks
themightiestpotato liked this
orangeispice liked this
naistired reblogged this from juststayquiete and added:
this is fucking legendary
nananarc liked this blue-cat-ter-flies-blog liked this
lostsignal reblogged this from ceiaofsilence
tenmillionwatervoles reblogged this from atlcscp
mediocre-health liked this juststayquiete reblogged this from julygemini
juststayquiete liked this
xodrawsart liked this
the-biblio-mage reblogged this from araceil
shaelynnesblog reblogged this from lesbibimbap
shaelynnesblog liked this julygemini reblogged this from lesbibimbap
julygemini liked this
grimsmoke reblogged this from doesrocks
ladyredskirts liked this
reader93 liked this
comentter liked this
doesrocks reblogged this from doctor-disc0
doesrocks liked this
cyb3r5uccubu5 liked this
smalltiddytransfem reblogged this from lesbibimbap
smalltiddytransfem liked this supervillainies liked this
adrian-aries reblogged this from lesbibimbap
adrian-aries liked this
baselicoc reblogged this from spider-man-2o99
hiyaitssans reblogged this from spider-man-2o99
thestinkiestratman liked this
rebellionofthecattle reblogged this from doctor-disc0 darkcomicsbookslibrariesthing liked this
card-cosmos liked this
doctor-disc0 reblogged this from offbrandspacecolumbo
gonic2 reblogged this from lesbibimbap
cyan-6-ide reblogged this from z0nic
cyan-6-ide liked this
bransonreese posted this - Show more notes











