rubyvroom:

Stray is giving me a better understanding of cat behavior for sure.

• I already found the clue I needed but I’m going to proceed to knock the rest of the pictures off this wall anyway, you understand. 
• Knocking bottles off shelves is very satisfying but also? on general principle? they were in my way, and now they’re not.
• I will use the scratch option anywhere i can just to see what happens.  
• Is tripping people walking by an achievement? I’m gonna do it anyway.
• Sorry Momo I’ll be there in just a sec but I found a jingle ball and I have to play with it right now immediately. It’s very important. 
• WHY will nobody PET me???? :(
• I’m a hyper-intelligent evolved cat who can understand speech and make complex plans, but I’m going to fail to evolve any new behaviors and continue to meow and act exactly like a housecat anyway. Why improve on perfection!