Silver Tongue

rubykgrant:

typekast:

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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    My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to...