natalieironside

More than one person who knew me and my spouse way back has assumed that they divorced their shitty husband to marry a much cooler trans woman.

Then Ren will mention how long we've been married for and they look at me like

natalieironside

@renthony We need to concoct an elaborate fiction about how your husband died in a mysterious accident and definitely wasn't poisoned but fortunately I was there to comfort you through your terrible, definitely not affected grief.

kipplekipple

You're gonna have to wear one of those frilly robes with feathery cuffs and collar, Natalie

kipplekipple

And smoke, with the longest possible cigarette holder.

natalieironside

Oh, that was always the plan

99dentay