Silver Tongue

catgirl-kaiju:

tentacion2099:

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

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When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

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His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

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