Silver Tongue

gayturians:

my mom used our old spice rack like it was a roulette wheel. she’d spin the rack, grab a jar, give a sniff, and if it appeased her, she’d start sprinkling until i can only assume god or ancestors made her stop. she would repeat the process until she got bored.

i know this was her method bc whenever we’d compliment dinner, she’d go, “yeah, i wish i knew what i put in it this time!”

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