After decades of hard work, you finished 99 of the 100 tasks needed to get to the status of God. But the last one isn’t like any other: You have to successfully explain the concept of the multiverse to a 7 year old.
Ok, so you know how when you start a new game again in Mario it’s not exactly the same as the first time you played it? Maybe you take a different path through the map, or you unlock a toad house you didn’t before, or you just get one extra coin, and that gives you a 1up, and that extra life is what you needed to beat the boss without getting a game over. Even if you tried, you wouldn’t be able to play exactly the same way twice
But Mario doesn’t remember the other times you played. To him, all those things happened wait fuck post cancelled this is homestuck
this is exactly fucking homestuck