tonight’s voice call discussion topic: the universal anti-chick-fil-a gay night of fucking
the crew in the discord vc have been engineering a secret plot to wring chick-fil-a dry finanically, since we learned that babies born in chick-fil-a receive a lifetime of free food. gay people (or anybody really) just need to give birth in chick-fil-a to reap the free benefits. but if people start intentionally and habitually giving birth in chick-fil-a, they will quickly change their policy. so everyone needs to converge on their local chick-fil-a locations as simultaneously as possible, which means that 9 months prior there will need to be a universal night of simultaneous anti-chick-fil-a fucking. for gay rights.