thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

spartanlocke:

bunnikkila:

schmergo:

Pitch: Muppet Lord of the Rings. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Imagine her just throwing herself at a human man playing Aragorn. Imagine her defeating the Witch-King of Angmar by going “HI-YA!” and karate chopping him.

Throwing herself at Aragorn

Then Kermit arrives as Faramir and she just bodily pitches Aragorn offscreen

Aragorn is, of course, played by Viggo Mortensen reprising his role

(Gollum falls into the lava of Mount Doom)

Statler: If you ask me Gollum’s the lucky one

Waldorf: The lucky one?

Statler: He doesn’t have to be in the movie any more!

Both: DO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

merry and pippin played by gonzo and rizzo. When the trees lay siege to isengard they fall off a trees shoulders and get stomped on multiple times