splatoon really is the best game on earth because instead of being named normal things the weapons are named like. The 5 dollar Sloppy Toppy 200. The Squirtmaster. The Hypergouger Supreme . and the competitive scene is sincerely along the lines of “if you don’t Sloog with the Slippy You slosh too much to activate your Messy Special” . “i main the Tony super sucker “ and it’s like ok okay.