aqueerkettleofish

This is a very powerful life hack.

sailor-rinn

MC: “Hi, everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!  I brought cookies!”

daughter-of-sevenless

aqueerkettleofish:

This is a very powerful life hack.

Unseen voice #1: “Wow, you really gained some weight, hope you saved some cookies for the rest of us!”

Unseen voice #2: “Uh, do me a favor and don’t bring up your LGBT stuff tonight, okay?”

MC: “They don’t know that I know this hack :)”

*leaves*

Source: aqueerkettleofish
my mom is antivax and i cut off all contact with her for 9 months until she stops being a dumbassshe was mad at me for not attending her wedding