reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

I was about to talk about how the first person should be hired to do Ikea’s marketing and then I got the second one and it was like “I was not expecting this to take a deathly turn, but I am down for it.”