2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
- me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
- secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
- “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
- because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (
snakesnail memes) - none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
- Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
- when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
- I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
- this post is the real last meme of 2014
- “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted