Silver Tongue

saxifraga-x-urbium:

nitewrighter:

storm-of-feathers:

squareallworthy:

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife:

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep’s soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that’s gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Wool raises Magic Defense and sheep prevent hauntings by absorbing floating souls what’s not to get.

this is why wearing woolly jumpers makes you immune to ghosts tho

RPG item idea: grandmas ugly christmas sweater. gives +2ac when fighting ghosts

Reblogged 7 months ago from aeritus (Originally from disgruntled-neighborhood-wife)
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