Classic sea shanties like:
“I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off.”
“I got off the ship on the dock but I know I’m going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck.”
“Storm.”
“Big storm.”
“Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I’m feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn.”
“Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp.”
Not to forget crowd favorites like:
“Pull harder or we are all going to die.”
“Bad working conditions.”
“Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole.”
And the perennial favourites:
“God I Need A Drink”
“I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing”
“Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don’t Fall Overboard”
“My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I’ll Go Be Miserable At Sea”
“Whale. Big Fish.”
“The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard.”
“Spent All My Money, Oops.”
“Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship’s Stern.”
“Shipwreck.”
“Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe.”
“Hey, Remember That Guy? He’s Dead.”
“I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months.”
“Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming.”
“Whatever You Do, Don’t Go To Sea. Goodbye, I’m Off To Sea.”
dont forget “my crew is dead and i wanna die too”
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