do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it’s morally wrong to name yourself “arson” because it’s a crime?
anyway if you’re trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?
they were like “that’s a real crime that happens to real people!” like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, “hey, my name is arson, what’s yours?” and then the response they’d get us, “a‐arson…? 😰 like…. as in… setting property on fire….? that…. that happened to me once, i… i need to sit down..”
stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!
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