having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool
the jesters have taken over the abandoned throne
Can we see the alligators tho? I love those guys
yeah they’re married actually
alligator got kind of a dad bod