i'll stop reporting on the twitter dumpster fire when it stops delivering absolutely fucking BONKERS news, but:
can we talk about how a fake-but-verified twitter account for pharma giant eli lilly started a domino effect that tanked their fucking stock by billions of dollars
the stock for their competitors novo nordisk and sanofi is tanking too
again, to reiterate: billions of dollars
elon you stupid, silly cunt
omg
not just 'billions of dollars'
$16 billion specifically
imagine getting fucking nuked like this by ONE TWEET
I can't remember which company it was, but there was a guy who pretended to be a representative and went on the news with a fake apology for the horrible things the company did, which then raised awareness and tanked their stock prices. Anyway, this is that but multiple times over 48 hours.
i am fully invested in the dumpster fire going on with twitter. like holy shit this is fantastic