cottagecore vegans buying chickens bc tiktok told them chickens are cute and fluffee, then watching said chickens fucking obliterate any small mammal they see, and then getting upset about it has to be, hands down, some of the funniest shit in the world
besties, you bought fat velociraptors. and you're going to have to come to terms with that
People always think chickens are cute and harmless until they see them attack as someone from a rural town you don’t fuck with chickens
chickens know theyre the descendants of the king of dinosaurs