narcotic

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

the-treble

you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

robensemble

Yeah I just put “Jack Sparrow telling the truth”, into google images and set it to “animated” and both those gifs were on the first page.

I don’t know who you are but I do know you have very short lengths.

silver-tongues-blog

Or he was telling the truth but he’s just so incompetent that it seems like he was lying.