the-haiku-bot:

championofdnd:

bilbobagginsbrainrotblog:

incomingalbatross:

Gandalf: Hmm, I think the Shire-folk need to be reintroduced to the outside world… Gradually, though, this isn’t the sort of thing you can do all at once. I’ll just bring one hobbit on an adventure again, to start with, just to plant a seed…

Bilbo Baggins, having gone on one (1) adventure: *acquires a mithril-coat, Gondolin-blade, and the One Ring; becomes an Elf-friend, close to the Elvenking and Elrond Halfelven; orders party favors from Dale and Erebor decades later; learns Quenya; goes to live at Rivendell; compiles a comprehensive history of the First Age in Westron from translated Elvish epics and primary-source accounts; becomes personal friends with the Heir of Isildur; eventually sails to Valinor*

Bilbo entering the outside world;

Gandalf: I know who were sending to destroy the ring!

Middle Earth: Who? Aragon the Lost King? Gimli Descendant of the Dwarven Kings?

Gandalf: A Hobbit!

Middle Earth:… Which hobbit is great enough to journey into moridor and destroy the one ring???

Gandalf: Probably any one of them, but I’ll send four just be safe.

Gandalf: Probably

any one of them, but I’ll

send four just be safe.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.