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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

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