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r/whatsthisrock - Bought like 5000$ worth of crystals and rocks of an old guy. He told me to never keep this outside of this container. It’s
197 votes and 74 comments so far on Reddit
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you just know this guy didn’t wash his hands after handling this

who buys $5K worth of rocks and doesn’t even ask what’s in the lead lined box that you’ve been instructed to never leave open lmao

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tag yourself, I’m the handgun laying on the floor in the bottom left

[–]I-Preferred-Digg 4 points 12 hours ago Sorry. You bought $5000 of rocks from a guy and weren't smart enough to consider that Uranium exists? $5000? permalinkembedsavereportgive awardreply [–]Awstoniscool[S] 3 points 12 hours ago 5000 worth , I only paid about 50$ But if I told each thing for 1$ it’s over 5000$ worth. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive awardreply [–]I-Preferred-Digg 3 points 12 hours ago How do you know its $5000 worth? permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive awardreply [–]Awstoniscool[S] 1 point 12 hours ago Well there is over 5000 specimens, If I sold each one for 1$ then I mean that’s 5000$. But there is a lot of really really good and unique things in the mix so I figure give it take. It’s all WORTH 5000$ min.ALT

Wait holy shit forget the rocks I want to kidnap this guy and make him explain to me how his brain works.

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    197 votes and 74 comments so far on Reddit...you just know this guy didn't wash his hands...