nitpickrider:

mortimermcmirestinks:

ecrivainsolitaire:

Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don’t even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

Turns out 2022 was really the “find out” year. It took a while but I’m loving this season finale so far.

KEEP IT GOING! DON’T FUCKIN STOP!!

SCREW THEM
EVERY LAST ONE
GIVE THEM NOTHING

BURN.IT.ALL

-Sam Bankmin Fried was arrested in the bahamas and sent back to america to face consequences for the fraud

-theres a class action lawsuit against all the celebrities that were peddling ape NFTs like jimmy kimmel and madona