i’ve lived in america all my life and this seems pretty accurate though?

My hometown claims to have invented the Hamburger. Every year we have a festival to celebrate, and the WORST part of this horrible tradition is the cursed ketchup slide.

I’m not saying I want a JRPG set in America, but I am saying if there is one it needs a ketchup slide.

^ every state has like four towns that claim to be “home of the hamburger”. We don’t have a cursed ketchup slide but we do try and make the biggest hamburger ever.