Silver Tongue

littleboneshaker:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

PERFECT.

the next gift should be a wooden horse that definitely isnt filled with soldiers ready to commit war crimes

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