on a discord where a guy named ‘the conqueror’ has been punished (for ordering too many people to watch porn while arguing with them) by being forcibly renamed ‘the coomer’. It’s absolutely medieval here. Newly-christened ‘the coomer’ debated his recent ban, arguing mainly he’s a funny guy and everyone here is a bitch.

His ban was for @ing his rival Enoch unprovoked, which he was unrepentant of. He quickly devolved into saying things like “kick rocks, you fucktard” to everyone present. I posted a nice artwork of a cow and lettuce, then advised him on the futility of grudges, and recommended he soothe his soul a bit. We made some progress, which was lost about 5 minutes later when a guy called “gooey” began baiting him with baby memes.

I asked gooey what his stake in this was, and he replied that he’s Enoch. I would later learn gooey is just some random guy who pretends to be Enoch. Everyone knows but keeps the secret, because they think it’s funny to see ‘the coomer’ rage at the wrong guy.