jv:

tahthetrickster:

im suddenly reminded of preteens testing their new boundaries by swearing as much as they can as offensively as they can when they’re out of earshot of any authority figures so just as a primer to people new to the hellsite:

• don’t say shit like k1ll or unalive or you will be made fun of
• you’re allowed to say shit like im going to rip elon musk apart with my bare hands like a rampaging chimpanzee. nobody cares
• wishing death upon random tumblr users is still unacceptable. we are all just some guy. don’t be fucking rude.
• you leave neil gaiman alone. he’s nice.
• you FUCKING leave lynda carter alone. she’s nice.

Actually, you leave Neal Gaiman alone. He is as feral as everyone else here, but wields some kind of primal power: he will rip you up.

And you leave Lynda Carter alone: she is too precious and will be defended by a Tumblr goblin mob: they will rip you up.