Pony fanfiction is like 'here is the sequel to my famous shock horror short story! It is a 51.5k word scathing critique on how capitalism and eugenics go hand in hand, told from both the enforcer's and victim's point of view, including how indoctrination and trauma make the system easier to accept.'

Pony fanfiction is also 'hello this is a story about how Twilight is actually a pea. This is so I could make a bunch of penis jokes.'