Hobbits are SO judgy and nosy but I don't think they're homophobic I think they'd find some random other thing to be like "those people are odd over there" about
His husband folds their towels differently, I heard. Starts with the wrong end it's rather strange..
[ID: a reply from @monkeybean29 that reads "Tbh hobbits would only be judgy about shit within your control or whatever. Like you can't choose to be gay but you can absolutely choose how you fold your towels" /end ID]
Yes exactly... You get it. They have small town gossip (not a whole lot else going on) but hobbits can clearly be gay. I think they'd love butch lesbians tbh. Weird to fold your towels like that though
The hobbits always get my gender right, but they despise the fact that I eat cereal with a fork
And so do I that's demented