theurlgoeshere:

carbisari:

dzamie:

dovewithscales:

parker-of-loxley:

Which color of dragon from “Dungeons & Dragons” is most fuckable?

Red

Blue

Green

Black

White

Copper

Brass

Silver

Gold

Bronze

See Results

This was proposed by @laurenthemself (who I can’t seem to tag) so you can thank them for the idea. Feel free to defend your choice in the notes!

I’m in third place (black) but I think we can do better.

Black scales are very very pretty, but this is D&D dragons specifically, where they have an active hatred of all living things except for specifically themselves, and humans need a hazmat suit to safely pet, let alone fuck, them.

The metallics are at least more physically safe, though golds are too proud to let anyone fuck them and silvers are too much of humanaboos to fuck in dragon form. A copper would be fun, if you have a good sense of humor about it.

EVIL DRAGONS FUCK BETTER SCIENTIFIC FACT DIE DIE DIE DIE

Greens are the most fuckable, but they will fuck off and leave any resulting offspring with the other parent .

blue dragons have the best fuck but they do it to have kids since they want a family unit. it will be the best fuck of your life but you gotta commit to being a parent afterwards