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transdumpsterfire:

trans girls have the innate ability to backwards long jump

current scientific understanding still isn’t sure how we develop the ability, but it is currently theorized we get it as soon as we take our first dose of estradiol. this theory, however, has received push-back from the public, with general public opinion noting that this belief could be dangerously transmedicalist.

a more recent theory that is gaining traction in the public eye, is that the ability is developed at the first instance of a trans girl obtaining burger.

whatever the cause, there is little dispute over the existence of such an ability.

TURN TO PAGE 217 OF YOUR TEXTBOOK TO VIEW A DIAGRAM OF A TRANS GIRL BACKWARDS LONG JUMP

can i get some help? i backwards long jumped on the stairs and built up enough speed to get stuck 3 QPU away

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