Silver Tongue
You get to add any new spell you like to D&D but you only have 30 seconds to think of it. What do you add?

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Go!

There are too many replies to respond to indiviudally but, in general, answers can be divided into the following five categories:

  1. Transing your gender
  2. Summoning tiny harmless things
  3. A weirdly strong trend of anti-penis spells.
  4. Clearly what was in eyeline
  5. The most fucked-up shit you’ve ever seen in your life

Tag yourself I guess!

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    You uuh umm melt all nearby objects into sludge that shapeshifts into axes to attack targets
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    my first thought was healing word but it actually scales with your character/spellcasting so it doesn’t become...
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