“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.
we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.
I’m sorry, and I love Mrs. Piggy for everything she fantastically is but, Kermit is a fucking catch. He’s emotionally intelligent, kind, compassionate, and above all loyal. Kermit always asks when something is wrong with Mrs. Piggy and knows when to try and solve it and when to comfort her instead. The guy plays mf Banjo too AND hosted his own TV show for years! I’m not trying to say any of this to imply Mrs. Piggy is somehow lesser than Kermit in accomplishment, she has many talents he lacks and was featured on the cover of Life magazine, but for everytime Kermit gets launched against a wall or comically misunderstood in the Muppets there’s moments where he’s a good friend, a patient listener, and above all a loving frog partner to Mrs. Piggy. They are together because they both deserve each other and make that choice everyday. Also because they’re puppets.
at the end of the day, if two people enjoy being with each other then they deserve each other
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