saw a “pick a powerful tumblr quote” poll but it was just all the pompous ones. here’s the Real Shit:
my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed
*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*
PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET
you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
his wife has filled his house w chintz. to keep it real i fuck him on the floor
Shelob got that dump truck and a gorilla grip spussy (…) i said what i said
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saw a “pick a powerful tumblr quote” poll but it was just all the pompous ones. here’s the Real Shit:
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