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Don’t draw my OC: The second encounter!

Discord/Zerum Whooves from Jizzbughive

About this oc :

This OC (or is it?) is the perfect example on how to not create an OC. Both of them simply look a bunch of men that drank too much in their midlife crysis and they pretty much look as clean and combed as a texan who got hit by a truck and they probably smell like the stuff that comes out of the prior mentioned texan’s cow’s bottom. Whereas Discord Whooves suffers from chronical depression, probably resulting from red and black alicorn princesses and cowboys fighting against aliens (I mean, he’s a timelord after all), is Zerum Whooves suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome and plays the sex slave of a mentally sick psychopath who likes to hit little children with lollipops while singing the 12 days of christmas in GERMAN (because everything bad comes from germany). Discord whooves has the hang to turn his surroundings into Michael Bay directed movies, killing everyone he loves in the most dramatic way possible to make him even more sympathetic to the reader. Zerum Whooves is the one that has big daddy issues and is threatend by pianos and gays, he is still unsure about his own sexuality and gender, because he appearently posseses holes where other beings shouldn’t have one.

About the story :

Basically, you can say nothing to make it different to what it already is: UNINTERESTING. The story is simply used as an excuse to keep the blog running. Both stories go in completely opposite directions, while having so many plot twists that you could get motion sick, but the mod still tries to convince us that they are in the same universe. While both blogs abuse canon characters to keep the space odysee going, they both lack storytelling. Because nobody bothers reading the story from the beginning, the mod probably invents “new” happenings that have been done 50 times before - It’s basically the mass effect 3 ending all over again. You can both describe them using three simple words: Nobody. Fucking. Cares.

Art/Art Style :

The style has nothing more than giant noses that could have been drawn by pre-schooler. People actually still try to praise him for his eye for details. He draws 5 or 6 updates per second, which make the story even more confusing by the way, people still pay him hundreds of bucks just so he can buy a little children’s toy.

About the mod : 

Note to everyone reading this: We will not even start on the sexual confusion the mod is having, because all the white knights would probably start an alpacalypse….. just kidding, we will!

The mod is showing himself as the almighty saviour and tries to split the ocean in half with a spoon, he uses his transgender power to call out his white knights when it sees the slightest chance of loosing an argument.

Some people think of it as a god, forming their own religion around it, but like scientology and the Westboro Baptist Church it’s less like a religion and more like a cult that tries to take over the world with empty words and nachos.

Rating : ; from sqrt(35). Would White Knight again!

“because all the white knights would probably start an alpacalypse”

Everything needs more alpacas. 8D

ALPACA ARMY GO!