You know how corn was selectively bred out of grasses, and bananas used to have tons of rocky seeds, and avocados used to be like 90% pit, and watermelons once looked
like this?
I think we should breed the pits out of mangoes
Yep. And that kind of watermelon itself is after centuries upon centuries of selective breeding!
The other above-mentioned fruits:
Teosinte, the ancestor of corn
A not-seedless banana
A wild, unaltered avocado
We need to do this with mangoes
Mangoes have pits to keep us humble. Without them we would fall to insatiable bloodlust for more mango.
Maybe I want to be a mangpire