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I’m an Absentee Atheist. I think a god made the world, but it was an action so insignificant to the higher will that it is not aware we exist, rendering existence effectively godless.

I’m a Mutual Exclusivity Polytheist. I believe the world is woven by several demiurges at once, all of whom are entirely unaware of each other’s existence.

I’m a Deferential Semantic Atheist. I believe in a god in the sense that I believe in gravity; as an observed phenomenon that I do not understand, but am confident that other people with more time on their hands can prove the existence of.

I’m an Autogenesis Absentee Deist. I believe that God is instantiated like a mind into the divine clockwork of the material physics of the universe. I am not a Pantheist, as I believe that this mind designed and consciously instantiated itself into the world through some unknown method, however this is annoying to explain at parties so I generally don’t talk about it much.

I’m an Antirationalist Manichean. I think God built the world, but the Devil built causality, thus any train of thought that follows logically is incorrect, and the result of trickery.

I’m a radical Hindu-Gnostic Monotheist. I think Brahman should make up it’s mind and knock all this “emanation” shit off and squeeze back into a monad.

I’m a Chaos Agnostic. I believe the universe exists in a constantly changing spectrum of divinity from “Was Made By a Present God” to “There is no god” and it changes every 24 hours or so.

I’m an extremely localized animist. Only my dog has a spirit.

Op is actually an interfaith spiritualist and channeling each of these deceased in turn