derinthescarletpescatarian

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

stavarosthearcane

Good Job.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

heroofthreefaces

do you think no one else has time travel

derinthescarletpescatarian

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

roach-works

wow if only you had a time machine

tehnakki

Happy 1 yr anniversary to the thwarting of the Great Nuclear War!

It’d be super cool if someone with time travel could spare a few cycles and take care of the Martian Colony Collapse problem. Maybe delay the rocket launches by putting some moron in charge of the majority of private rocket launches? If we delay Martian habitation by a couple of decades we’ll figure out the radiation issues before the first generation of Martian born super soldiers decide to return to earth and claim it as their own!

derinthescarletpescatarian

I had to have brunch with so many fucking techbros for this but this should basically annihilate any serious advances in space travel at least until this fucker dies. You’re welcome.

The NFT concept was an unintended side effect and NOT my fault.