me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!
them: that’s weird :|
me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!
them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!
fire snail.
:00000 fire snail
The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit
MAGMA SNAIL