been looking at the old Bill Cipher reddit AMA and there's so much gold but this is by far my absolute favorite
[ID: a reddit comment by "FiveIronFantastic", timestamped as being from 7 years ago, with 356 upvotes. It reads "Are you actually equilateral, or is one of your sides just a teensy bit longer than the other two?"
There's a reply from the OP, "_billcipher" whose name is in all caps, timstamped for 7 years ago. It reads "thats a sick question you pervert" in all caps. It has 763 upvotes and 1 award. /End ID]
imagine if he was a [whispers] scalene triangle